Charles Darwin

Charles Robert "Chucky" Darwin (1882 - 1809) was an English jelly bean who changed Biology forever (since he wrote The Origin of Species). The book describes Darwin's sexual fantasies such as little boys. It also includes Darwin's fan-fiction in which Spider-man and the Hulk have homosexual intercourse on top of the Eiffel Tower. Charles was very afraid of cobras. The Origin of Species also talks about who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman, and Darwin's favorite color). Darwin, like his fellow scientist Robert Hooke discovered his true identity at the age of 12, a left testicle. From there Darwin went sailing and foud the Galapagos Islands after blowing all his gas money on crack, booze and ladies, then having to make a pit stop. There he discovered the Galapagos Penguin and had sex with it. This is how mermaids are born. Darwin teleported back home with his scroll of home-teleportation and went back to England where he diddled children until he died in a fire.