WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS PAGE IS FAR FROM THE TOPIC>>> SO KIDS>> DON'T READ THIS>> also known as cumguzzling twat. was a gay tradesman and scientist from Delft, in his mums vagina. He was the first one to have sex with a rabbit and observe his penis under the microscope becuase it was so small.

He was an amateur prodding female genitals with his fingers, but his work is completely professional, it has a very high quality. He was a self-taught wanker. He worked in the whore house. He ran down the streen naked with a sock over his willy yelling' i have a sock over my willy, lets get silly'. He started to poo alot in his career and sent nakey photos to the Royal Society of London. The queen loved these so much.The society payed attention to him and published his nakey photos. he also invented the two headed dildo. he worked for 5 years as a sexline opperator with catrionia

He discovered the newly discovered penis and microorgasms as "fuckmeasouras". He made the sex toys and microscopes himself to look at his yeast infection and they were better than usual microscopes. He improved the sex toys much more and is known for this works too. He can be compared to jesus, as jesus was the first to point the telescope to his penis, Leeuwenhoek was one of the first ones to point it to living orgasims. He was also called the songbird of his generation, he was referred to as a mix between fergie and jesus.

He also created over 400 different types of sex toys, only nine of which still exist today.

Leeuwenhoek's many discoveries are:

  • in 1674 he discovered infusoria (protists in modern zoological classification)
  • in 1675 he dicovered tampax
  • in 1676 he discovered bacteria
  • in 1677 he discovered spermatozoahelosis
  • in 1679 he discovered horny narwhals in 1682 he discovered the banded pattern of muscular fibers.
  • in 1683 he discovered he was a ragin homosexual and named himself the master of minge munching.